`the chaos

so here goes..
last wed, out of very sudden, from thin air, there's this 2 guys(black agents) standing outside the office entrance n told the admin ppl they're coming to investigate sth...n half hr later, in the studio 1+2+cad room:

some 'secret agent' came to inform us tht ppl from the autodesk company r coming to check each computer to see whether we got the license! n so the rumours spread...they asked us (the trainee in studio 2) to shut down our laps n hide it away..

so here go the black agents...firstly they went to studio 1 n checked each n every of the computers there...unfortunately 2 trainees there failed to get the information to shut their laps down n hide it away...so their id was taken by the black agents...

in the end, the black agents called for a meeting with the trainees:

B.A : first of all, dyou all know it's illegal to buy pirated software?
T : of course!
B.A : dyou u all know how serious n worse it will get if u all buy pirated software?
T : yea!
B.A : tell me how serious it is...
T : u'll get fine n summons...
B.A : well, not only summons, dyou know u can go to jail for 5 yrs, n get fine between 10k-15k?
T : (speechless)
B.A : i want u guys to do me a favor, i will let u all go this time...but i want u to go home n uninstall the autodesk pirated software...if i come back n check again n i still found u haven uninstall it, i wont b so lenient anymore...pray tht u wont see me
T : (still speechless)
B.A : well if u say u cannot afford to buy autodesk student license version, it's ok dun worry...we'll let u use autocad in the jail
T : (wth!)

da di da di dum...